If there's one thing you can count on, it's that Gavin McInnes has better stories than you. Take this one here as a shining example, a heartwarming fable on how Ottawa Gary became an ex-member of NYC's notorious DMS gang.

And, yes, if you think that the whole thing looks incredibly familiar and very close to Vans Classic Tales - maybe even is an unreleased episode that never aired due to some legal trouble - then you're perfectly right about that.